Chapter five is the genealogy from Adam to Noah. Boring, right? Wrong!! It does nearly seem worth passing over, but then you’d miss a few noteworthy things. Here’s the Jenster’s Condensed version: Adam fathers Seth; Adam has other sons and daughters; Lives to 930. And then he dies. Seth fathers Enosh; Seth has other sons…

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Adam and Eve start populating the earth in chapter four. First, Eve bears Cain and later she has Abel. Don’t you know she was smacking her head with each painful contraction, thinking, Stupid Eve! All this misery for one lousy bite of fruit! Abel grows up to be a shepherd and Cain becomes a farmer.…

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